updated 02.03.05 Find out all of the latest details on The Sexy Chef and more... It's another day. It's another day at the factory, another weekend, another Friday night, and another stop at the local all night breakfast and coffee joint. F.M.'s life has cemented itself in a rut. He serves the same idiotic warehouse, he lives in the same room at his parents, and all of the same co-workers drive him nuts. But then he sees her, and his life is never the same again. She is the Sexy Chef, a woman F.M. only briefly observes smoking in a seedy alley behind a local culinary institute. Transfixed by her image, the Sexy Chef becomes F.M.'s one last hope, the guiding light on an epic road-trip. He is joined by his friends: Tank, a crude, unemployable slacker, Paul, a quiet misanthrope, and Wynonna, Tank's half-sister and practicing witch. Together, they track the elusive and alluring Chef. The road is long and strange. F.M. is haunted by his old couch. The group is given direction from prankster spirits from beyond. Bizarre Saturday morning cartoon fetishes come to light. F.M. needs to be rescued from a tree while a naked metal patient throws hamburger buns at him. All the while the group stays one step behind the chef. At the end of the line, the weary travelers find themselves at a Casino, where each discovers their individual destiny. It is at the Casino that F.M. finds the Chef. Naturally, nothing goes as planned. F.M. ends up alone, stranded in the desert, without his car, or friends. However, he does finally understand what must be done. updated 01.08.04 See what The Sexy Chef is all about by watching our Online Trailer! Available in multiple formats in high and low resolution. updated 06.30.04 Now Available on DVD You can get your very own copy of The Sexy Chef! Also available on VHS. We have also added posters, shirts, and more. updated 01.02.04 Meet the talented individuals responsible for getting the film done, both in front and behind the camera! Check out their bios and current projects. Check out some production stills, and behind the scenes photos! updated 05.28.04 The vital statisitcs of the film, as well as some stranger than fiction stories about the making of the movie. As well as a FAQ, journal and a place you can email questions. updated 01.07.04 When you're done ogling this web page, we've provided some links to other films, places of interest, and Sexy Chefs around the web! updated 05.28.04 Find a list of Video Stores where you can rent The Sexy Chef. Also a list of some of the cool venues we've played so far. All content is ©Ian and Tyson Smith 2002 All Rights Reserved